On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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