That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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