There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Two words: nipple clamps
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