So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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