How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.