Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there