Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it