Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!