talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...