The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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