Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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