I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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