David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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