farters have to be the big spoon...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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