It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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