Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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