HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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