I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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