One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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