I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So squirting runs in the family.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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