Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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