I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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