Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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