i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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