I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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