it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
