But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
