i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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