when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
