Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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