I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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