just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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