SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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