I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?