Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?