dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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