Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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