Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
do herpes really smell.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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