i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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