is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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