Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Drunk is a universal language darling
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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