I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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