I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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