So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I came so hard my ears popped.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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