ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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