Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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