So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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