with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Your cock deserves a montage
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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