well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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