I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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