YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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