I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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