How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Two words: nipple clamps
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