please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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