C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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