Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
