She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success