In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Floor bacon is actually really good
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.