I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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