I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?