Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have already put on my inside pants.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me