You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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