I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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