quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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