Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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